The Funny Pages!

• Dave Barry
  • Argument
  • British
  • Cat
  • Good For What Ails You
  • Hurricane
  • Party (excerpt)
  • Relationships
  • Thanksgiving
  • Warranty
• Monty Python's Airline Pilot's Sketch
• Emo Philips' recipe for hasty pudding

• College Entrance Exam - Football Player Version
• College Essay
• Final Exams
• Fun things to do during an exam

• 50 Ways to Worry People
• Badtimes Virus
• Dr. Suess Explains Computers
• Editor
• Error Messages
• IBM's Global Network
• In the beginning...
• The Programmer and the Frog
• Santa Claus is Coming to Town in Unix
• Star Trek : The Next Generation -- The Best of Both Worlds
• Tech Support
• Vax/VMS Practical Jokes
• The World's Oldest Profession

• 1997 Winner -- Balloons
• Miscellaneous Awards
• Nominee -- Transmission Tower
• Nominee -- Dynamite
• Darwinesque: Stupid People

• Tips for Surviving Halloween
• 12 Days of Christmas
• The Night Before Christmas
• Santa Claus
• Seasoned Greetings

• Actual English subtitles used in Hong Kong films
• Cover Letters and Performance Evaluations
• English, A Crazy Language
• Jabberwocky spell-checked
• Legal Humor
• Letters to the welfare department
• Tips on better writing

• Answers to the Calculus Final
• Lion Hunting
• Word Problem

• Answering Machine Messages
• Archeological Finds
• Are You Ready To Have Kids?
• Bad mood
• Bar Talk
• Blackboard Bart
• The Bricklayer's Accident Report
• Car accidents
• Cartoon laws
• Charcoal Grill
• Disclaimers
• The Gift
• How to Give a Cat a Pill
• I Like Monkeys
• the International symbol for YES
• Is Your Food Spoiled?
• Jokes
• More Jokes
• Even More Jokes
• Newest Jokes -- Updated Frequently
• Land-shark script
• Lawyers
• the Legs are poisonous
• Little Red Riding Hood: The politically correct version
• Lunch message
• Men
• Mental Health Hotline
• A Moral Dilemma
• Newt and Giraffe Hunting
• Nutritional value of a steer
• Penis Tax
• Phrases you'd love to use, but...
• Pilots and Controllers
• Pirates
• Pick-up Lines
• Rejection Rejection
• Reservations of an airline agent
• The Paper Review Process
• QANTAS Mechanics Log
• Rum cake recipe
• Sartre's Cookbook
• Soap
• Star Trek: Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Text adventure
• Top 10 lists -- Updated Frequently
• Usenet oracle on buttered cats
• Warning Messages
• Ways to be obnoxious
• Y2K Humor
• Yiddish-Speaking Parrot

• Collective Terms
• Find the "F"s
• Multiple Choice Exam

• Make the Pie Higher! by George W. Bush