===============================================================================

Craig Sayers answers the phone...

Craig:	Hello.
Ant:	Hi Craig.  Are you having a flood?
Craig:	No.
Ant:	Oh.  Must be the people between us then.
Craig:	Why, what's happening?
Ant:	Water is coming through my ceiling.
Craig:	Perhaps the people above over-watered a plant.
Ant:	Yeah.  You think they've over-watered their Giant Redwood?

===============================================================================

Me:   How would you classify the Cure?
Ant:  Well, I suppose it's kind of a post-punk new-wavish new-age-ish rock.
Me:   How about Right Said Fred?
Ant:  Crap.

===============================================================================

Ant:  Order me a double expresso while I'm gone.
Me:   Would you like decaf?
Ant:  You order decaf and I'll bite you!

===============================================================================

Me:   "Off to work we go," why does that remind me of the song, "Heigh Ho..."?
Ant:  Maybe because you're short?

===============================================================================