BARROOM CHAT TRANSLATIONS:

 "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female)
 (I'm easy.)

 "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male)
 (I'm gay.)

 "Can I have a white Russian?" (female)
 (I'm really easy.)

 "Can I have a white Russian?" (male)
 (I'm really gay.)

 Excuse Me." (male to male)
 (Get the fuck out of the way.)

 "Excuse Me." (male to female)
 (I am going to grope you now.)

 "Excuse Me." (female to male)
 (Don't even think about groping me, just get the fuck out of the way.)

 "Excuse Me." (female to female)
 (Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that,
 missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing
 like a ho...Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch, like the
 slut you are.)