In the beginning
	There were BITS.
And IBM smiled on them,
	And saw that they were good.
And IBM said - 
	"Let there be BYTES...
	 And WORDS...
	 And HALF-WORDS...
	 And DOUBLE-WORDS...
	 And BASE REGISTERS...
	 And HEXIDECIMAL..."
And CONFUSION covered the face
	 of the Earth.
And IBM smiled on it,
	 and saw that it was PROFITABLE.