--doorbell rings
Gilda:  Who is it?
at door:  Mrs. Robolohahe?  (mumbled)
Gilda:  Who is it?
at door:  Plumber.
Gilda:  Plumber?  I didn't ask for a plumber.  Who is it?
at door:  Telegram.
Gilda:  Oh, telegram.  Just a moment.
--Gilda opens the door and is eaten by the Landshark

--knock at the door
Lorraine:  Yes?
at door:  Mrs. Jarlsburg?  (mumbled)
Lorraine:  Who?
at door:  Mrs. Boroughyu?  (mumbled)
Lorraine:  Who is it?
at door:  Flowers.
Lorraine:  Flowers for whom?
at door:  Plumber, maam.
Lorraine:  I don't need a plumber.
           You're that clever shark, aren't you?
at door:  Candygram.
Lorraine:  Candygram my foot.
           You get out of here before I call the police.
           You're the shark and you know it.
at door:  Uh, uh, I'm only a dolphin, maam.
Lorraine:  A dolphin, Well, ok.
--Lorraine opens the door and is eaten by the Landshark

--doorbell rings
Jane:  Who is it?
at door:  Landshark.
Jane:  Oh, Walter.  Landshark, honest to gd.
--Jane opens the door and is eaten by the Landshark

on radio:  Considered the cleverest of all sharks.
           Unlike the great white which tends to inhabit
           the waters of harbors and recreational beach
           areas, the Landshark may strike at any time,
           any place.  It is capable of disguising its
           voice, and generally attracts young, single
           women.  Expert at the University of Miami's
           Oceanographic Institute, suggests that the
           best way to scare off a shark in the event of
           an attack is to hit or punch the predator in
           the nose.  Now, for the weather, in the . . .
--Candace turns the radio off
--doorbell rings
Candace:  Who is it?
at door:  Sorry to disturb you maam, I'm from Jahova's witnesses.
          I thought you might be interested in a copy of our
          Journal, "the Watchtower".
Candace:  Sure, I'd be very interested.
at door:  Would you mind opening the door, please, maam.
Candace:  Uh, just a second.
--Candace picks up a wooden mallet
--she opens the door
--she strikes her guest on the head
--Garrett Morris (one of Jahova's witnesses),
  comes in and falls unconscious