Mail from me to Anthony and Craig:

I have mail for both of you, mostly for Ant.  It's just some past-due
bills, perishables from England, checks which I've cashed, and, Ant,
someone mailed you a cat.  It was really annoying for the first few
days, but it seems to have stopped meowing finally.  It's probably just
pining for the fjords.

Anthony's reply:

Feel free to throw away anything that doesn't look important: bills,
cheques, love letters, etc., but send on any important looking stuff:
credit card applications, victoria's secret catalogues, small
domesticated animals. I suppose if you're sending things anyway, you
could put in the unimportant stuff too. Remember to label any cats
"Non-Fragile: Handle Violently".

-Ant