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		      Interesting pick-up lines:
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Let's do breakfast tomorrow.  Should I call you or nudge you?

Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder,
and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says:
How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?

That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor.

Excuse me.  Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:
 "Smile if you want to sleep with me,"
and then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...

Hi!  Can I buy you a car?

My face is leaving in 15 minutes.  Be on it.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

Excuse me, do you live around here often?

Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?

That's a nice dress.  Can I talk you out of it?

Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.

Let's take a shower together, you smell.

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

He:  You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
He:  Twice.

I love every bone in your body.  Especially mine!

I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If you happen to meet a girl while she is shopping for a new outfit:
Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you?  Me.

How about a pizza and a fuck?  Hey!!!  Don't you like pizza?

Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to fuck me, don't you?

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		    Interesting Pick-Up Rebuttals:
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Haven't we met before?
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

He:  I'd like to call you.  What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He:  But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

He:  So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.