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Interesting pick-up lines:
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Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder,
and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says:
How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?
That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor.
Excuse me. Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:
"Smile if you want to sleep with me,"
and then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...
Hi! Can I buy you a car?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
That's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.
Let's take a shower together, you smell.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
He: You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
He: Twice.
I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If you happen to meet a girl while she is shopping for a new outfit:
Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you? Me.
How about a pizza and a fuck? Hey!!! Don't you like pizza?
Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to fuck me, don't you?
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Interesting Pick-Up Rebuttals:
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Haven't we met before?
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.