New Infocom Game

The Lunch Adventure, Copyright 1990 LMI Corp., licenced

You are in a maze of small twisty passages, all alike. There are exits
to: NE, SE, NW, SW. What do you do?

> look

You are in a maze of small twisty passages, all alike. There are exits
to: NE, SE, NW, SW. What do you do?

> nw

You are at a big gothic looking door. It is covered in runes, and looks
pretty ill-kept. There is someone here.

> read

The door says: "Microsoft Building 4".

The person says, "Excuse me, may I see your cardkey?"

> inventory

You have:

A small sack containing various sundry condiments.
A small knife, good for opening letters.
No brains.

> say "I don't have one."

Sorry, I don't understand the word "one."

> say "fuck off"

To whom?

> the person.

The person gets a bit riled at your last remark and re-iterates, "Excuse
me, may I see your cardkey?"

> wield knife

You are wielding the knife.

The person wields his walkie-talkie.

> stab person

Stabbed.

> stab person.

Stabbed.

The person says, "Ouch."

The person says, "Excuse me, may I see your cardkey?"

Obviously, the knife is not working.

> nw

You are outside a building. To the NW there is another gothic door with
runes on it.

The person follows you. He says, "Excuse me, may I see your cardkey?"

> nw

You are in the center of some sort of maze, with exits in all
directions. To the west is a door with runes on it.

The person follows you. He says, "Sorry, but I am going to have to ask
you to leave."

> w

You are in a tiled room with many stalls in it. There is a woman here.
The person has not followed you.

The woman screams and throws her bag at you. It hits.

> read door

It says, "Women."

> run east!

You are in the center of some sort of maze, with exits in all
directions. To the west is a door with runes on it.

> sw

You are at the end of a maze of twisty little passages. To the SW there
is a small gorge. There is a set of stairs here.

> up

You are the top of a set of stairs, at the end of a maze of small twisty
passages, all alike. There is a door to the SW with runes on it.

> sw

You are outside on a concrete walkway. There are buildings to the east
and west.

> w

You are in front of a small gnarly door with runes on it.

> read

Read what?

> the door, dammit!

I see no dammit here.

> read the door

It says, "Microsoft Building 8"

> w

The door is not open.

> open door

You do not have a cardkey.

> break down door.

You are not strong enough.

There is someone here.

> say "hello"

The person says, "Party on, dudes!"

> say "Do you have a cardkey?"

The person says, "Be excellent to each other!"

> who is the person

The person is named Gautam.

> say "Gautam, open the door"

The person says, "Oh the weather outside is frightful."

> hit Gautam

You hit the person. He opens the door.

> nw

You are in front of a door with a window in it, in a small twisty
passage.

> look through door.

You see a cafeteria.

Gautam has followed you.

> hit Gautam

You hit the person. He says, "But inside, it's so delightful."

> enter cafeteria

You are in a large room with lots of people, and counters to the east.
There are many tables to the west.

> time

The time is now 12:24.

Gautam is here. He says, "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow."

> hit Gautam

Gautam keels over and dies.

You have gained a level.

> save

You have a total of 42/256 points. Save game and exit? [y] yes

Saving....Bye!