In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed,
 here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

 *On Sears hair dryer:
 Do not use while sleeping.

 * On a bag of Fritos:
 You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside.

 * On a bar of Dial soap:
 Directions:  Use like regular soap.

 * Some Swann frozen dinners:
 Serving suggestion: Defrost.

 * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
 Fits one head.

 * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
 Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

 * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
 Product will be hot after heating.

 * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
 Do not iron clothes on body.

 * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
 Do not drive car or operate machinery.

 * On Nytol (a sleep aid):
 Warning: May cause drowsiness.

 * On a Korean kitchen knife:
 Warning keep out of children.

 * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
 For indoor or outdoor use only.

 * On a Japanese food processor:
 Not to be used for the other use.

 * On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
 Warning: contains nuts.

 * On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
 Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

 * On a Swedish chainsaw:
 Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.